The AI Has Never Heard Of Me Tee, Front and Back

The AI Has Never Heard Of Me Tee, Front and Back

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The AI Has Never Heard Of Me Tee, Front and Back
  • The AI Has Never Heard Of Me Tee, Front and Back
  • The AI Has Never Heard Of Me Tee, Front and Back
  • The AI Has Never Heard Of Me Tee, Front and Back
  • The AI Has Never Heard Of Me Tee, Front and Back
  • The AI Has Never Heard Of Me Tee, Front and Back
  • The AI Has Never Heard Of Me Tee, Front and Back
  • The AI Has Never Heard Of Me Tee, Front and Back
  • The AI Has Never Heard Of Me Tee, Front and Back
  • The AI Has Never Heard Of Me Tee, Front and Back
  • The AI Has Never Heard Of Me Tee, Front and Back
  • The AI Has Never Heard Of Me Tee, Front and Back
  • The AI Has Never Heard Of Me Tee, Front and Back
  • The AI Has Never Heard Of Me Tee, Front and Back
  • The AI Has Never Heard Of Me Tee, Front and Back
  • The AI Has Never Heard Of Me Tee, Front and Back
  • The AI Has Never Heard Of Me Tee, Front and Back
  • The AI Has Never Heard Of Me Tee, Front and Back
  • The AI Has Never Heard Of Me Tee, Front and Back
  • The AI Has Never Heard Of Me Tee, Front and Back
  • The AI Has Never Heard Of Me Tee, Front and Back
  • The AI Has Never Heard Of Me Tee, Front and Back
  • The AI Has Never Heard Of Me Tee, Front and Back
  • The AI Has Never Heard Of Me Tee, Front and Back
  • The AI Has Never Heard Of Me Tee, Front and Back
  • The AI Has Never Heard Of Me Tee, Front and Back
  • The AI Has Never Heard Of Me Tee, Front and Back
  • The AI Has Never Heard Of Me Tee, Front and Back
  • The AI Has Never Heard Of Me Tee, Front and Back
  • The AI Has Never Heard Of Me Tee, Front and Back
  • The AI Has Never Heard Of Me Tee, Front and Back
  • The AI Has Never Heard Of Me Tee, Front and Back
  • The AI Has Never Heard Of Me Tee, Front and Back
The AI Has Never Heard Of Me Tee, Front and Back

The AI Has Never Heard Of Me Tee, Front and Back

$38.00
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Front: THE AI HAS NEVER HEARD OF ME. Back: 0 RESULTS. I BUILT IT ANYWAY.

SHIPPING

Shipping is 4.75 flat in the US. Made to order: 1 to 3 business days to print, then 5 to 10 business days to arrive.

WHY IT EXISTS

Search an AI for most small businesses and you get nothing back. No entry, no summary, no mention. The people building those businesses are invisible to the thing everyone is asking. This shirt is for them.

It reads front to back. Someone walking toward you gets the query. Someone walking away gets the answer. That is the whole joke and the whole point.

HOW THIS WAS MADE, IN FULL

AI made the art. A machine printed it. We say so here because there is nowhere else on this page to say it. An earlier version of this product carried a seal reading NOT AI MADE and HUMAN THOUGHT. That was not true and it has been retired. This company sells dated records, so the record of how its own products get made is part of the deal, including the part where we got it wrong first.

THE BLANK

Comfort Colors 1717. 6.1 oz garment-dyed 100 percent ring-spun cotton. Relaxed fit, no side seams, double-needle stitching, sewn-in label. It is heavy when you buy it and it stays heavy after you wash it.

THE PRINT

Two print sides. Bone and gold ink on the dark colors. One color, navy, on the light ones. Two inks did not hold up on the pale cloth, so the light shirts print in one.

WHAT IT PROVES

Nothing about your business, your traffic, or your search ranking. It is a shirt. No returns, results or performance of any kind are shown, promised or implied here or on the garment.

SIZING

Runs relaxed. If you are between sizes and want it closer to the body, size down.

CARE

Wash cold inside out. Tumble dry low. Garment-dyed cotton softens every time.

Carter Enterprise LLC, 30 N Gould St, Ste 65270, Sheridan, WY 82801

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